Colonel Sanders

I must be weird, or maybe it’s because I used to date someone like Grey, but the impression I got about green is not that they said that because they didn’t want to go out anyway, it was that they were glad grey revealed themselves to be uninterested in them even if it was kind of in a sleazeball way, acting like it was just fine to cancel last minute to go be with someone else.

More like green was happy grey pretty much just sent up a red flag and confirmed that they dodged a bullet.

All in a day’s work citizen!

Hi “Margot”, I’m Colonel Sanders.

You forgot to add the "Edit: " part because they always have to come back and edit every 2 minutes.

Edit: “Whoa my first gold! Thanks!”

Edit2: “Wow this is silly, thanks everyone!”

Edit3: “While you’re here, let me tell you my life story.”

EditAdNauseum: High pitched ear ringing