Geralt is a magically inclined mutant which is particularly attractive to the other witches as they are 90+ years old as is Geralt so plain human partners are barely more than plaything to them

Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

Guess I just have to buy Balatro harder then

Sounds like you need a break from video games tbh. If you like the role-playing accepts you might try Dnd or another TTRPG.

Love how Bethesda scanned her face years ago to be part of the next Elder Scrolls game and we’re still waiting