I take offense to that.

Probably not tho.

" … you havent!" Oh. Okay, thanks.

Can suck on Mao nuts.

You shut your goddamn mouth.

You threatening me??

Lmfao! Wild that you thought an abstract joke means I have no understanding of the word I am poking fun at.

cromulent>

From Omicron Persei 8?

“Uh…um…LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN’…”

36 here; Unfortunately have crippling social anxiety, but sounds dope af.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

Your bed isn’t really made for a king or queen.

Which is considered a pallet cleanser lmao.

*Yeah, fair, I’m dumb and didn’t spell check.

Them Duke boys are at eet again! Subjugating minorities with a thin veil of fair ground.

Ah that’s fair. Most people couldn’t afford to cover the test of the cost.

You’d have to do it as Earnest Money to the contract, though. The money would sit more than a day because of how long the mortgage process is, so you’d lose it all before you could use it for the down payment.

Earnest Money, however, is paid as a contingency to the purchase agreement must be held by title or cashed by the seller. So you’d have to get someone to agree to sell you a parcel same-day, get a contract written up, and probably best to transfer the earnest money to title for holding. $20k spent right there.

The biggest issue with it, though, is any company or bank willing to give you a mortgage are really going to want to know how you came into $20k in cash, and that’s going to be more or less impossible to accomplish.

Got me, ngl.

There is a language In Final Fantasy X you don’t understand at first, but you learn new words as you talk to the people who speak it and then understand them more and more.

Chode Monster

Lol you’re not wrong!