I’m here for the drama

I think whoever is behind it is trying to get Vance into the Oval Office.

OpenAI has to be sweating over this guy

Piracy ftw

Stainless steel cookware. Spend the extra money to avoid shitty non-stick and aluminum. Steel heats evenly and maintains temperature. My food has improved a lot just with this change

Related: a good knife. Get a good santoku and you’ll be prepared for the vast majority of kitchen tasks.

American politicians face zero accountability. It’s a time-honored tradition

Flood them with signal so that it’s all noise

Do people really have to scan an ID to us Discord?

You already know, I promise

I’d heard his name but had no idea who he was.

I looked him up and was like “I gotta join in the pile-on”

Really, I’m here for the spectacle and it’s too rich that this dude spouting gun nut nonsense took a shot to his neck. I don’t care if he lived or died, I don’t celebrate gun violence, I wish I lived in a different kind of society. But I don’t, so I’m gonna laugh

And I’m laughing even harder when conservatives clutch their pearls and demand that feel bad. Choke on my indifference, you fucking phony chuds

Half off soft drinks at Texas Roadhouse!

Congrats! You got my biggest eyeroll of the day

More evidence that they are evil creatures

If I can make cheese good enough to pretend that it’s another brand, I’m gonna just slap my own label on it