Why don’t you give it a shot buddy?

Oil has a high flash point. You can throw a lit flare in an oil drum and it will take a surprising amount of time for the oil around it to heat up enough to ignite.

The paramedics were the one who gave this to her.

He can just 3D print a second chance at life though, so you’re being kinda whiney bro.

The year is 2032.

Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.

King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.

75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.

Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.

Me too man. I played that shit during lockdown, and every game after for a while felt super hollow. The story and gameplay were absolutely brilliant.

To inhale the nitrous and get high. Call them doing whip-its here.

AI is going to be applied to biology.

They’ll develop all sorts of bioweapons. They’ve all ready made huge strides in parasymoethetic nerve agents.

Yeah, I mostly listen to death metal so I’ll just see myself out.

Nah man. The democratic party is billed as left wing. Some Americans believe that. A ton of us know that is false and are actually left wing but don’t have great options to vote for.

I was agreeing with you dude by joking about something equally absurd. Chill out.

Idiot. Did you forget that we invaded China years ago and have been in a brutal land war with them? Duh.

Yeah see, I wouldn’t do that. I would just be visibly irritated and dissociating about beating that person up.

But that would be fucking stupid and unjustifiably mean, so I have the responsible wherewithal to keep my jerk ass at home lmao

One of the terms of marrying my partner and buying a home together is we’d be pragmatic about responsibilities. I fucking hate paperwork and am bad with money, so the wife handles all the bills. She hates labor and we want to save money, so I perform basically 100% of the physical duties around the house, from construction projects to small shit like monthly deep cleans. It’s a bit old fashioned, but it works great for us.

One of my terms was that she did all of our grocery shopping (she wanted it anyways, she likes it). I can’t stand the lack of situational awareness from people in stores. It drives me fucking nuts.

This was really interesting. Thank you.

The real play is to become a billionaire, and have a state of the art vaporizor capable of holding a metric ton of weed tied into your ventillation system. Add a simple PLC to measure oxygen levels and electronically engage solenoids to keep the environment habital.

Spend millions, be high for one day, develop most expensive weed tolerance in human history.

I just want some skateboarders to head this way man. And some death metal folks to show me new music.

How did you de-google? I am fascinated by this because they’re in everything we use, often unknowingly.