I bite and kiss girls
Also art if I ever get past making two lines and deleting everything because I feel like it looks wrong
I get some pretty great results by having a pan in the oven preheated to 450F° and then pour boiling water in it when you put them in and close the door and then 26 minutes later you turn off the oven and just leave it open to cool Absolutely terrifying, but oh my god the crusts are shatteringly crispy when they come out…
Ah yes, because using a phone to record something requires you to physically glue your eyes to the screen, with no ability whatsoever to look up after getting it set up…
Especially now that it’s usually 3 swipes and a button press away…
I just don’t like big pieces of mostly raw onion. If it’s in a dish it’s great, but if you put a slab of raw onion on my burger I still will remove it. Minced onion is fine, but a lot of places put way too much on, so I have to scrape a bit off first…
for larger bits of mushroom just cook them like you hate them before anything else. It’s really difficult to burn them, so just keep cooking them until they stop screaming and then add them to liquid as late as possible. The thing that makes them slimy is cooking them in moisture, so by doing this you will guarantee that they don’t become slimy
Don’t forget cellery, carrots and the rest of the aromatics!
Or obsessed with fat, and unable to cope with society being convinced that the “I’m about 5 seconds away from dying of teburculosis” look is the only way to be hot for women.
Like, especially with them specifying chubby… Chubby girls are cute and way more snuggleable.
Nobody goes on a tirade against something like this without being obsessed
Oh it’s much worse than that: it’s cutting their fingers and toes off at the first joint and then making them walk on it for life