UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoDon't blame Satan if things don't work out. It's God's plan right?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1926arrow-down131
arrow-up1895arrow-down1imageDon't blame Satan if things don't work out. It's God's plan right?lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·23 hours agoJod introduced the idea of freewill to the board. Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.” Jod cast him out. Humans fucked everything up. Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly. Lucifer said " I told you so"
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours ago“What if you gave them free will AND ALSO gave them the knowledge of the true nature of existence, rather than relying on them figuring everything out via very obviously man-made religions?” “Naw.”
Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.
Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”
Jod cast him out.
Humans fucked everything up.
Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.
Lucifer said " I told you so"
“What if you gave them free will AND ALSO gave them the knowledge of the true nature of existence, rather than relying on them figuring everything out via very obviously man-made religions?”
“Naw.”