Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116107857526366195
Alt-Text: War and Peas Comic
Panel 1: A narrator’s voice begins, “The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietly—” The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, “EXCUSE ME, I do not ‘rise.’”
Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, “You all revolve around me!”
Panel 3: The Sun continues, “Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!” The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun.
Panel 4: The narrator’s voice resumes, “The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen.” The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.
Plus the sun doesn’t care. It’s there… fissionating. Why would it take that antroprocentric view? H and He are the Sun’s thing, not C or O.