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minus-squareLucky_777@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down9·18 days agoThe only reason your beard should be turning white is eating pussy.
minus-squareCris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 days agoUhhhh, I don’t think pussy does that… /j
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 days agoVaginal secretions can definitely bleach clothing over time. Iirc it’s due to the acidity.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoBut I do have doubts that even eating pussy 24/7 would bleach hair white. Fabric dyes bleach much easier.
minus-squarehope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·18 days agoMen with beards* tend to only eat out other men.
The only reason your beard should be turning white is eating pussy.
Uhhhh, I don’t think pussy does that… /j
Vaginal secretions can definitely bleach clothing over time. Iirc it’s due to the acidity.
Oh thats a good point
But I do have doubts that even eating pussy 24/7 would bleach hair white. Fabric dyes bleach much easier.
Men with beards* tend to only eat out other men.