The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 5 months agohmmmlemmy.worldimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIt’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.