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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Oh yeah

sh.itjust.works

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Oh yeah

sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Hell, even if you’re not a printer…

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Can confirm. I am just a typesetter, and this feels amazing.

      • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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        We used to have a copier that would go bonkers over that. The spot was in a different location though.

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    In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!

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    Right in the prostate

  • village604@adultswim.fan
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    This gives off the same energy as that infographic on fixing a vaginal prolapse.

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      exuse me le foque

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    I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.

    • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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      Have you ever pulled a long hair out of your butthole? Weirdly pleasurable.

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