4 bowls of chili before the interview. And deviled eggs. No words necessary.
I’m autistic, trans and chronically ill.
Do you have gluten free food in the cafeteria? I can’t have more than 4 people around me at any given time. Where’s the toilet for non gendered people?
Should just about do it I suppose.
Hahaha right! Wanna blow it just tell them they will have to accomidate your basic needs.
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
“Here’s my card. If you wouldn’t mind signing it and giving it back to me, we just need 30% to get a vote on forming a union.”
Instructions unclear, dyslexia made me blow the job interviewer.
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i mean it depends what the job is for
Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she’s single.
…and now all of a sudden you’re appointed to lead a government agency.
As the title suggests, blow a job interviewer in the first 30 seconds will blow a job interview in 30 seconds
Depends on the skill of the top.
“All professional decisions I make come down to a simple question: what would Marx do”
Turns out you’re interviewing to join a collective.
Blow the interviewer
I start next Monday, what now?
You get the job
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Actually as someone who does sometimes do interviews: acting like an asshole with a big ego will wreck your chances big time.
Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.
Fart into my cupped hand while making (and not breaking eye contact) and proceed to “throw” it in the interviewers general direction. (Extra points if you can do this with a straight face)
‘My Myers-Briggs is NSFW’.
Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”
Show up naked
Jokes on you, they’re hiring for “World’s sexiest Lemmy user”
I don’t think a walrus is going to win.
I think you should tell me more about this walrus. So you’re saying there’s a lot of junk in the trunk?
