Now how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here. I’ve been drinking coffee for at least 25 years and I still do this to myself at least 3 times a week.
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Surface tension porn
Oh fuck yeah spread that meniscus
You’ve learned plenty. Mostly about the surface tension of coffee.
If the pathway from your coffee maker to your desk has sufficient width and structural support to accommodate a 70 ton tracked armored fighting vehicle, tank gun stabilizers can maintain pretty stable beverage platforms.
In case you still need help: If you’re reading this now, your coffee will be cold so you can finally slurp it.
you’re gonna need a bigger cup
All you need is a Pythagoras greedy cup
True! Then instead of spilling my coffee on the counter I could spill it on the counter instead.
So that you practice stopping it just before the siphon trigger
Put it on a plate. You’ll spill, but it’ll stay on the plate.
straw
At least you get it in the cup. I have coworkers who forget their mug is beside the Keurig machine and press start… Lol
ADHD?
Scoop some out with a metal spoon. The liquid in the spoon should cool quickly so you can still drink it without wasting any. Repeat until the level is low enough to carry.
Pour milk first
this is your fault lmao
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Clearly, just put the yeti top on.
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