Guys, cross your legs and fart in a pool?
And this, this is how you make a shart 👍💩
I’m not upset. Just…this seems so unnecessarily extra. I’m glad they enjoy their fart-queef I guess?
Omg I’m post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I’ve experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it
Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I’d fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face
How powerful are your farts? I’m not sure I’ve ever had one I could discernibly say exited via the back of my neck!
I farted out my dick and ass while burping once
Don’t sneeze…
One time when I was a kid in school I had several sneezes in a row and on the last 3 I also farted
“i once sneezed multiple times”
the fuck, do you not sneeze at least 5 times at minimum? it’s not rare for me to go 7 times before the nose decides it’s donedepends on what kinds of things are in the air I guess
Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea
Yes, this one right here, Satan
This right here is one of life’s quiet treasures
Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.
I have once warmed my balls.
hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.
Am I the only one that feels very grossed out by it? I truly hate it and then I worry I’ll get an infection or something. (I shart more than most adults I think)
