Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.
For real estate advice you can thrust
I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth
He went by Dick
True story
“Are you sure you don’t want to go by ‘Rich’ or ‘Richie’ instead?”
“Yeah, I’m sure.”
Same for this guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett
His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.
Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.
Also went by Dick.
In high school my friend’s lawyer dad once had a client named Harry Organ. Sounds like a match made in heaven!
I’m not so sure she is a real estate agent
Pretty sure the fine lady is married.
Love is blind and sometimes you don’t think things through.
Her motto should be “swipe right”
DMV: Mama, I’m having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You’re gonna need to change the entered name on…
Gay Horney: But it is. Here… This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)
DMV employee’s reaction
spoiler
“So you were born Horney. Interesting.”
Oh she’s serving all right.
“Ok, we’re gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don’t snicker… what’s your full first name, honey?”
“Gaylorda.”
