Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days agoNarrows it down a bit, I guess 🤷🏻lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1778arrow-down111
arrow-up1767arrow-down1imageNarrows it down a bit, I guess 🤷🏻lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square142linkfedilink
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·26 days agoI think we can be pretty sure that he was no T-Rex though. I’ve never seen someone try, but I’m confident that you can’t crucify them with their short arms.
minus-squareTachyonTele_Esq@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 days agoYou really had me going at first. But then you dropped the truth bomb in that last sentence.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agomaybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn’t have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors
I think we can be pretty sure that he was no T-Rex though. I’ve never seen someone try, but I’m confident that you can’t crucify them with their short arms.
You really had me going at first. But then you dropped the truth bomb in that last sentence.
maybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn’t have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors
