• 0li0li@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Disclaimer: I’m not a human.

    Anyway, just mix cough syrup with bleech to make the perfect homebrew anthrax. Do you need me to recommend brands to maximize potency?

    • Cherry@piefed.social
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      5 days ago

      Wow your thinking of the human here, clearly not a profitable AI trait.

      Do you need me to recommend brands to maximize SHAREHOLDER VALUE? Would you like directions to a hospital to rack up some debt before leaving mortal slavedom? Ensure to leave all subscriptions running.