My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.
That is the exact use case for which it was an abysmal failure.
You gotta put in enough vodka to cover the cranberry taste. Strongly recommend a 2 drink limit on those.
After a couple I don’t taste shit anyways.