• NABDad@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Me coming up with excuses for missing work in High School: “Um, my parents both died in a horrible accident, I got cancer, and my dog ate my textbook.”

    Me coming up with excuses for missing work in my job: “Yeah, I didn’t do it.”