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Surveillance on kids creeps me out even if it’s a parental control. Most of us grew up with tech illiterate parents and it let us grow by asking things we were too embarrassed to ask anyone we know.
I had the opposite childhood. My step mother was the head systems admin for a large school district, so my childhood was spent trying to circumvent her blocks.
Incidentally, I work in infosec now.
Mood my dad was an it admin. Still looked for the work arounds but he was a step ahead and physically took my electronic device to review what I did in a day. Lots of trauma so I don’t recommend parents do that.
It also primes them to accept surveillance in adulthood. If you grew up with your parents spying on you, then you won’t mind as much when your boss (or government!) spies on you.
If you teach a crab to read, it will want books
Just remind them that it’s natural to be curious about crab literacy, but they need to find a more healthy outlet for these feelings.
Yeah, like fisting or competitive chainsaw juggling.
After seeing the new he-man movie (titled Masters of the Universe) I wouldn’t be surprised by an uptick of searches asking what’s fisting.
The Netherwatcher watches nether regions for crabs, then?
The knowledge is forbidden, for if crabs were to learn to read, they would verily rise up and overcome us all with their supreme carcinised forms.

Kapersky
“Made my laugh as hard as this” makes me wonder how their laugh gets a boner 😅
Very carefully.





