So a twenty-year marriage and a mortgage, got it

Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

But the escort actually likes me, right?

It’s probably also super inefficient and uses Freon

Wait, how does a cashless ATM work?

Cool, something new I’ll have to make sure I never look up

🙄

I’m not sure I’ve heard her argue about anything

Black men are magic, got it.

But what about the spam emails your wife accidentally signed you up for ???

Sorry, I forgot that we all need a team of armed guards in order to exist.

Teach me.

I do, I just don’t hold office.

Sorry, I don’t recall exactly how to reference a user. Apparently most Lemmy clients think that’s a community for some reason.

LOL. What a coward.

[email protected] is still there, I thought that was one of his sock puppets too

It’s Seattle cops, we should be grateful they’re doing anything

I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day

It also means you just got banned from a bunch of random communities.

Some would say we’ve always bean here.