Fastest slop detector in this side of the Mississippi.

What do you move?

It’s fine. I was just being a jerk.

“Regular peeps”

Good foods, good sex, good sleep.

Sir, this is a Wendy drive thru.

This looks like it’s easier to switch team than to ask the girls out.

Why she dressing like a double chin pilgrim?

Yep, spent years exploring. Now I just want something that works reliably without too much troubleshooting. Silverblue ftw.

There’s always something coming out of this goddamn administration. Pick one.

Kobe!! Then proceed to miss.

What do you use to hose your blog? It looks so clean.

The music in this game are bangers.

One word poet.