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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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  • Yeah I looked into migrating to earth but overall it didn’t seem like a great idea. Most of the world is rife with hatred of aliens and has a very much higher percentage of trafficking aliens than native peoples. They seem to be highly focused on competing against each other rather than helping their societys grow together. When was there last war, today… that number hasn’t changed in thousands of cycles. An atmospheric scan shows catestorfic changes making it inhabitable for many life forms on the planet and yet still while thousands of species have died off around them, the primary “intelligent” species ignores it while lying to their peers trying to swindle themselves into a better standing so they can think they are better than others while dooming near everything. Maybe I’ll go in after the next thaw in about 65,000 cycles.





  • So your saying they would walk away with a few billion instead of like 80 billion and would never have a family member need to think about working again. They “play” normal person for fun. Like if they sell it all off and move away they can each buy a few $2 million houses, have maids, gardeners, nutritionists, cooks, and vacation anywhere they want all the time and go from having $2-3 billion to having $4-5 billion in around 7 years without any effort. It’s just to much money to spend, and it constantly will be making more money than is needed



  • I would find it more likely the hospital fucked up and you got the wrong baby from the icu. As entering/post leaving said hospital there has always been a paper trail. Records they checked in, record of baby born, and birth certificate. Also birth certificates have changed a bit here, so if you look at your original birth certificate the listed parents had social security numbers listed, when you order a replacement they do not. Guessing a lot of people were worried about family members stealing identities or something. If I didn’t have said birth certificate, I couldn’t get a driver’s license or anything else really, so unless they faked one well enough and changed records in the hospitals, it’s a very low chance I was stolen. Now the number of men who are lied to about being the father is higher than that, and there are some rare cases of having someone else sign a birth certificate that isn’t the biological father. I have known someone who lied to her ex about how long into a pregnancy she was, and had her new partner sign the birth certificate as the father to get legal paternal rights. (Obviously a shit show when the biological father finds out).


  • The angriest person I ever saw playing video games was my brother playing Madden when he was younger. Model straight A student, calm person in everything else, very unlikely to ever get in a fight, went on to have a good career, be a good father, never been arrested or even gets traffic tickets… Yet if video game competitiveness while a teenager was an actual tie to judging if a person was violent in their real life… I think banning all sports games/possibly all competitive sports should be higher up their list.

    When’s the next time you will see someone physically hit someone in a manner outside the rules/laws. Every given Sunday in the NFL. Saturday in the NCAA… probably won’t even make it that far, is there an NBA, MLB, NHL, or other such physic sports game on today? Competitive wrestlers are known to shove a finger up someone else’s ass if they think a referee can’t see it for a competitive advantage. Football intentionally kneeing people in the ribs or trying to poke people in the eyes when they are in the piles. Most of the fights we see break out stem from cheap shots and rule breaking happening when a referee can’t see, not just shit talking.

    If these are the things players are taught and do, why would it be okay to teach kids to play these sports as little kids… Probably because they know their kids aren’t randomly forcing their finger up someones ass or kneeing someone in the head when they go into the office. Different mindsets






  • There will never be another draft. Our military is to big, and we aren’t going to try to occupy anything. Drones knock down our deployment numbers drastically. Unless there was actually a war with someone like China or on our own soil, there is no need. We currently have about 2 million people already volunteered. Our largest force during the Afghanistan/Iraq bologna was around 100k. So we could send 10x that and not get into the reserves. Our military is way to damn big



  • Walked into a bar/club one night and it was packed because some biker event. They had multiple bars but I usually went to an outside one upstairs because I could smoke outside, you know double down on being unhealthy. The bartender somehow saw me and my spouse walk in, ran out from behind the bar and grabbed two chairs stashed in a corner so they were out of the way of people dancing and asked people to slide over and put those chairs in at the bar so we could sit down. Everyone around the area had this look like the queen of fucking England just walked in and Ill never forget it. That’s the kind of customer service that will make sure you come back. The guy knew that business was seasonal, but if you treat your locals well when it gets busy like that, they’ll be the ones who are there when it’s slow season and he’d still have a few customers.



  • No you’re good, I’m sure I wasn’t being all that kind in my word choice last night either. Yeah I suppose some people of eastern descent maybe don’t get facial hair as much. Most everyone I meet that says they can’t grow a beard is because they say it comes in bloches or patchy. Same happens with arm hair and I think there are some that don’t grow hair in the groin area as well but I think that is tied to the way hormones act in their body? Peoples bodies do strange things. When I was 16 I got into my first real relationship with a girl who was 17. She had this thing where when she got horny her upper lip would turn a deep red color. For 1 it was a great help for a young man trying to figure out a relationship, but on the opposite side, it was real awkward when I found out it was genetic and her mother/step father knew exactly what was going on when they saw her. (Apparently it happens to her mother as well)


  • Is it a feature you can disable on the iPad? I never considered that kids would be doing that. My spelling was never great but I just always chalked it up to the way my brain worked. Even when I spent a couple years in college spending most of my free time reading books both to myself and our loud to my partner I still didn’t remember how certain words were spelt because I often didn’t write them. If I never wrote them as you are saying I imagine it would have been much worse.


  • “Not all men even grow beards” is the point, it is their preference (with cultural pressures) but ultimately it is their choice. To say someone choosing to shave makes them child like when you are talking in the context of sexual attraction (the post is about fucking) it means you are directly tying the act to being sexually attracted to children.

    Being attacked to someone who shaves their arm pits/chest/legs/face/back/groin/ass is all preferences, saying it is child-like for one and not another is hypocritical.

    As for hygiene, that’s opinionated, but if you want to purchase shaving cream or a razor at the store, you go to the hygiene section. Shaving will reduce smell/bacteria, but can also have other effects like increasing your odds of contracting skin to skin prone STIs.

    My stance is to enjoy what you enjoy and don’t judge others for what they enjoy. I don’t know why people pee on each other, but if that’s what consensual adults do in their spare time, that’s up to them.


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    10 days ago

    I was being civil. Pedophiles like children, children don’t have facial hair. That’s a post puberty development. Anyone anti-beard is anti adults puberty hair development like post puberty shaving of bushes. So either you recognize that pro bush is a preference, or you should believe everyone anti beard is a pedophile. You cannot have one without the other. They are both post-pubeseant hair