“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

A man with a running chainsaw is like a bored soldier with nothing to shoot

Last summer I told someone I wanted to talk to them ‘face-to-face’ and he asked me if that was an app :(

Nowhere is safe from kitty!!