Phantaloons

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

–force

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

Now post the eldrich horror version.

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

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“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Why aren’t ours?

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”

I’m on TOR, fuck it.

About six years ago, my boss at the time, who was also a close friend got fired by the asshat company we worked for. They gave me his job and a 25 cent raise.

I said “You’re joking? You ruin someone’s life and insult mine?” not in the best mood and sitting on $6k at the time

and the reply from them was it was all they could do. I played coy, thanked them anyway and waited.

One day, I got a call saying a big job was coming up, huge for the company, and that our site would be involved how lovely. The requirements were that I was to deliver a 26ft box truck to <redacted> and meet a group of contractors. They kept hyping up what a job it was and how much money it would make the company. At this point in time, I am the sole worker at my site, 300+ miles away from anyone at HQ or otherwise.

The night before, I turned my phone off and slept in, then woke up and started browsing indeed, I was hired as a service tech, same field with a $5 raise a week later.

If an American version existed:

“Nabisco Bite-sized Wellingtons!”

basically combos flavored like steak

This isn’t about being sad, this is about human society softening every blow with manure until there’s no impact to please everyone by flattening out every molehill.

Fact: climate change is going to raise global temperatures and threaten our way of life.

Human Response: Cover it up and pretend it isn’t real, maybe recycle, maybe, but don’t make anyone do anything or make any arragements to actually solve the issue or hold anyone accountable.

I get we aren’t bees and the hivemind can’t all jump at once but goddamn, we aren’t even trying to not kill ourselves for the sake of feeling better about it. Hey, what’s a little lie if we all feel better?

Lmao, starvation.

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Everything is a lie.

Humanity’s great folly will be the willingness to hold or spin the truth for sake of making the news softer to swallow. Everything is am embellished, polished turd of a lie.

Everyone dies and goes to heaven, justice exists, the bad guys lose, true love finds a way, prayers are answered, Santa is real, social media isn’t 70% bots, War is all justified, God is real… you all roll your eyes but someone you meet tomorrow swallows 50% of this shit unironically, funnel optional.

All bullshit, all manufactured to own, control, sedate and console you. What a monument to garbage it’ll all be in the end.

Hm, Carrot-top is named after his hair being orange yet the top of a carrot is green, curious.

Were it me…

Wireguard is too obvious, so, Yggdrasil to an out of state or ideally country VPS, VPS to, you name it, tor, ygg, i2p, “the works”.

but, this makes the barrier to entry that much higher. Any public TOR relay is an instant breach of the law and provable if the target IP is identified as one, and most could very easily be. One would need to go private, on their own hardware.

site traffic gets cut by 30%

“How could this have happened?”