Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?
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Features:
- Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
- Moving menues around to irritate users.
- More logs to spy on users.
- More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
- Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
- New wallpapers.
- Some AI shit nobody asked for.
- … More shit…
- Even more shit…
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website.English19·7 hours agoTeacher, leave the kids alone!
Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•IBM plans to build IBM Quantum Starling, a “fault-tolerant” quantum computer with 20,000x the power of today's quantum computers, in New York state by 2029English1·9 hours agoSo… Lying in the box waiting for the death?
You can afford a comfortable bed?
I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.
Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How do you know when someone is too stupid to own an electric carEnglish10·16 hours agoTo prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Not sure exactly what they are sellingEnglish20·17 hours agoChicken-based food, most probably.
I have neighbours to remedy that: no reason to go to bed until midnight.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logicEnglish106·1 day agoMarketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logicEnglish3116·1 day agoThe Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!
I demand more variants:
- The power of yes
- The power of no
- The weakness of yes
- The weakness of no
- Is yes better than no?
- Is no better than yes?
- Yes or no?
- No or yes?
- Yes to yes!
- Yes to no!
- No to yes!
- No to no!
- Nooooooo!
- Yessssss!
- Nyes!
- Yeno!
- Olololono
- Yeah-yeah-brrrrrr!
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Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•The British jet engine that failed in the 'Valley of Death'English21·1 day agoYes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Divorcees of Lemmy, why did your marriage end?English17·2 days agoPoor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Divorcees of Lemmy, why did your marriage end?English131·2 days agoOnly money and alcohol keep their promises for most of the time. And even they are not 100% reliable. Not even 75%…
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is open standard computing such as RISC-V the future? Do you think it will overtake x86/x64 and arm processors?English26·2 days agoare illegal?
Not now. But it surely will be as soon as we would be able to make something useful at home.
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is open standard computing such as RISC-V the future? Do you think it will overtake x86/x64 and arm processors?English66·2 days agoNo sooner than we would be able to make chips at home. Of course, it would be illegal at start, but eventually… Well, not in the nearest 2-3 decades.
Rotate your phone 180 degrees.