Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

You can afford a comfortable bed?

I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.

Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!

To prevent the battery from rusting it is wise to cover it with some lubricant. Obviously you wouldn’t paint it with glycerine, so you can just wash it with benzin which leaves a small film after the light fractions are vaporized.

Chicken-based food, most probably.

I have neighbours to remedy that: no reason to go to bed until midnight.

Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.

The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!

I demand more variants:

1. The power of yes
2. The power of no
3. The weakness of yes
4. The weakness of no
5. Is yes better than no?
6. Is no better than yes?
7. Yes or no?
8. No or yes?
9. Yes to yes!
10. Yes to no!
11. No to yes!
12. No to no!
13. Nooooooo!
14. Yessssss!
15. Nyes!
16. Yeno!
17. Olololono
18. Yeah-yeah-brrrrrr!
    19…

Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?

Poor and sober. Can it be considered as ok?

Only money and alcohol keep their promises for most of the time. And even they are not 100% reliable. Not even 75%…

are illegal?

Not now. But it surely will be as soon as we would be able to make something useful at home.

No sooner than we would be able to make chips at home. Of course, it would be illegal at start, but eventually… Well, not in the nearest 2-3 decades.