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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago
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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

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    2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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      I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing

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      Linux crosses 4% market share

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    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

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      Now at 5% usage!

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        I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)

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          It’s at 3.2% on steam

        • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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          5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I’d buy 1%, though, and that’s something.

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      You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.

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        I welcome it.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

    Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 
    
    Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 
    
    Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
    

    WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

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    Address Not Found.

    The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.

    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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      Bruh…

      • guillem@aussie.zone
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        I know :(

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      exactly; you’ll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.

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    If Lemmy will be a thing then

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    Beans.

    It’ll be fucking beans.

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      !remindme 11 years it’s bean time

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      What about orbs?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Bean. Orbs.

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      The classics never die.

  • Christopher Masto@lemmy.masto.community
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    REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

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    .world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

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      https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer

      There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”

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    AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

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      Do you have any water?

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        I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

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      What’s your toilet paper situation like?

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        We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

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          the incident

          Go on…

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            You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

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              I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?

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                Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

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      If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

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        Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.

        Can you bring them back?

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        356,411 km, give or take.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles

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    Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

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    Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

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      Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year

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      And Trump’s health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then

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    Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

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      If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.

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    thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

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