Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Ibuprofen and an Energy drink
Spatty, recurve bow
Disappointment and disgust.
Backpack and filter mask
My computers and my bed
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
A piece of flourite and a water pipe.
Mason jar and a lid
Bong and blow lighter
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here
my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.
for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
